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This has me in stitches

Heating up a mug of water in the microwave is fine. I don’t get why people are so snobby about this. The water doesn’t care where the heat energy comes from.

Reminds me of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_*removed*rdly

Edit: Lol I was trying to link to a Wikipedia article about a word that’s often misinterpreted as racist and the link got censored. November India Gamma Golf Alpha Romeo Delta Lima Yankee is the word for those who want to read the article

Lol I can’t breathe

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.

Upscaling can introduce errors which is not something you’d want in an encyclopedia

Mine will just barely touch that glass and stick to it (even following the recipe) so I’ll grease it a bit ahead of time for a nicer release when popping the lid.

Use the timer function to wake up to freshly baked bread; it’s amazing

That’s a good point, I was lumping too many people together there. Yes, now how will people show they “suffered” with dieting?

Considering how much of human effort is just signaling in different forms, this makes a lot of sense. Losing a visual marker of your hard work messes with your established signaling. This makes me wonder what the new signal will be? Fitness clothing has already been taken… Maybe people will wear their gym memberships on a lanyard all the time or something?

If the grime is thick enough, you can just peel it off in one layer like a crusty tortilla

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Wait, wouldn’t this be a good thing as they’d fire too early and likely miss?

Commercials too!

https://youtu.be/cAi7lC6UADs

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.

What about mittens?