Aaaargh, I can already feel my power waning… All these moments will be lost in time, and so on.
On a lighter and more serious note, though, thanks to all the admins and mods that made this ride possible. You are the best.

That escalated fist.

How so? You might not be required any longer to come in to work, especially if they think you could stir up some shit, break some plates on your way out. In fact, the company might even bar you from entering the premises if there’s a good reason for it, like “IP protection.” The company is only required to keep paying your wage, for 6 months in this case.

This is the correct answer. If it’s all been eaten, who would remember it?

helping with dishes at home = happy

Nice try, mom.

She only comes out at night, though.

Shouldn’t it be “he consulted his 4th brother”? Unless there’s one we don’t know about… yet.

Gotta have my cheap trinkets overnight! Won’t have it any other way!

Doesn’t that make the roads slippery? And if there’s a real cold wave, it all might flash-freeze regardless.

What is she leading then?

Coincidentally, I just found out a day ago that young Jack Black and Giovanni Ribisi starred in the same X-files episode, “D.P.O.”, in 1995.
It’s a pretty good one. On an unrelated note, this episode also features the IMHO best soundtrack of the series, with songs by James and Filter.

Another one of these unsolicited cock pics.

Something involving beans and jeans, more like.

Maybe she had turned around to look at him?

All I can think of is mold, mold, mold.

“I Hate Elvis”

Hey, me too! I also did e and the Feigenbaum constant, though.

It’s about liability. Companies don’t want their salt returned to them after x years, especially not with some lame excuse. So they just define an expiration date y that’s far off enough to not drive customers away, but still minimizes the risk of complaints.
If a (big) customer successfully complains within this time span, they’ll simply decrease it.